So... apparently the cadre of Hollywood financier types got together recently and figured out that movies suck. Great job guys. I'm glad you had to have a summit to come to this conclusion. I would have just popped Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 into the the DVD player and called it a day.
And so these folks came to the conclusion that people aren't going to see movies because the quality of these films is so abysmal. True.
But know what else sucks a big fat one which could also contribute to the lack of asses in theater seats, Hollywood? Your publicity materials.
Your key art is laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
So every once and a while, in the hopes of bringing this fact to Hollywood's attention, I'll be posting some key art which I personally think does NOT snorkel dorks.
So happy effing Friday and enjoy the first submissions. I'm gonna go barf up some residual alcohol.
You just gotta love that tag line.
